-Thank you in advance for giving up your pants to DJ Freddy, King of Pants

-DJ Freddy, King of Pants is ready to sneak off behind the VocTech Building with you to listen to cassingles on old headphones

-Don't worry, DJ Freddy, King of Pants will not think less of you for snickering at any mention of a "great sperm whale"

-Please join DJ Freddy, King of Pants in urging youth of the world to talk back to their gym teachers, be the first on the dance floor and never be ashamed of something they like